Blue Balls Bawlin'

Dave (Machinehead Studio’s Prime Minister) hits us with yet another irrelevant update on the blog of Machinhead Studio’s MySpace page:

Monday, February 04, 2008

STUDIO MAKEOVER! Pt. 3 hi guys! i haven't been able to keep you guys updated because we have been so busy trying to get this place ready to go!!!! all the hard work really paid off. the place looks amazing, especially the bathroom! we did a complete rebuild including new floors, paint, acoustic, furniture, mics, gear and even a new little closet in the hallway! there are still some little things to do here and there. i realized i'm going to have to do a bit more work to the control room than i had previously thought, so i have that to do. plus there is still new gear on the way!!!!! but despite that we are up and operational!!!!!!! the new live room looks and sounds awesome, we rented a gretch kit for the open house and it rocked. so back i go... to tweak and perfect and go insane and drink coffee and ramble on incoherently for no apparent reason. oh ya check out the new pics :) dave

For the love of God, Dave, please stop putting up renovation details nobody gives a shit to know on a blog nobody gives a shit to read, and hurry up and give us our demo that nobody gives a shit to listen to.

Soul Plane is alarmingly close to besieging and invading Machinehead Studio. Final warning.

No but seriously, we beg you. Like, on our knees. We can’t take it anymore. We’ve never sat around for so long doing so much of nothing. But no rush – whenever you’re ready, man, whenever you’re ready. We’ll be waiting outside the studio in Kevin’s station wagon. In fact, we’re there right now. Outside. Freezing. Windows down as a form of protest, posting this from a laptop currently connected to your wireless internet router. So… you know. Whenever.