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I swear, if the next update I put up on this blog is anything but the track “Impossible,” I’m going to send Dave a virus through MSN. I’ve never done that to anyone before, nor would I even know where to begin. I just know I can do it because Hollywood tells me I can do it because I have yellow skin and slanted eyes. In fact, I almost did it today. But good thing for Dave, he made promises:

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

morning

- www.soulplanemusic.com [UPDATED] says:

When was the last time you got some sleep?

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

i got some sleep last night

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

maily cuz i downd a bottle of gin when the band left

- www.soulplanemusic.com [UPDATED] says:

LoL that always helps

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

hahah true that

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

but i was going to send you the song last night but there are a few things i want to change... now that i can with the new comp

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

so look for the song tonight

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

or perhaps the weee hours of the morning

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

lol

- www.soulplanemusic.com [UPDATED] says:

Haha perfect, man. I'd just like to get that other track up as soon as possible so that these promohomos don't kick us off the tour for never giving them anything

- www.soulplanemusic.com [UPDATED] says:

Not that I even care that much about the tour, personally.

- www.soulplanemusic.com [UPDATED] says:

It's just something to do besides masturbate.

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

well im sure you could do it in conjunctioon with masterbating

Dave - Fruit Should Not Look Surprised... says:

lol

- www.soulplanemusic.com [UPDATED] says:

That's EXACTLY why Soul Plane isn't allowed to perform at the El Mocambo anymore

Somebody stop me.